Marrying the Ugly Millionaire. New and Collected Poems

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1. Unbalanced · poem
2. The Whole World Knows · poem
3. Hodder Sales Conference · poem
4. Gratitude · poem
5. The Little Cushion and the Empty Chair · poem
6. The Dalai Lama on Twitter · poem
7. I Cannot In All Conscience Share a Platform With The Train · poem
8. The Storming · poem
9. The One Who Should Be Crying · poem
10. Multiple Warning Survivors Anonymous · poem
11. A Limerick · poem
12. A Haiku · poem
13. A Christmas Truce · poem
14. Frumpy Secret · poem
15. If You Were Standing Where His Shadow Fell · poem
16. Frequently Asked Questions · poem
17. Growing Up Fast · poem
18. Secondary Gain · poem
19. Moderation · poem
20. Crowd Pleaser · poem
21. New Leaf · poem
22. Let’s · poem
23. Party Wall · poem
24. Injustice · poem
25. A Besooned Thank You · poem
26. Not Miss Havisham · poem
27. Risk a Verse · poem
28. Early Bird Blues · collection
29. Cooking Lessons · poem
30. Useless · poem
31. Thoughts on a Tree · poem
32. The Floozy in the Jacuzzi · poem
33. Breaking Free · poem
34. Townie · poem
35. Multiple Choice · poem
36. The Burden · poem
37. No Wonder · poem
38. Second Helping of Your Heart · collection
39. Incompetence · poem
40. Something You Should Know · poem
41. The Lazy Student’s Song · poem
42. The Twinkliness of Stars · poem
43. The Pink Egg Dances · poem
44. The Sort of Film I Hate · poem
45. Nightmare · poem
46. Mind the Gap · poem
47. Peculiar Praise · poem
48. The Hero and the Girl Next Door · collection
49. Soft Companion · poem
50. Summary of a Western · poem
51. Symptoms · poem
52. The Affair · poem
53. When I am Famous · poem
54. Wrong Again · poem
55. The Philanderer’s Ansaphone Message · poem
56. A Shallow End · poem
57. One-Track Mind · poem
58. A Fairly Universal Set · poem
59. Before Sherratt & Hughes Became Waterstone’s · poem
60. Two-Headed Dog Street · poem
61. The Gift · poem
62. Mad Queen Hospital for Electrifying the Heart · poem
63. Minding his Boots · poem
64. Something Coming · poem
65. A Day Too Late · poem
66. Trainers All Turn Grey · poem
67. Another Filling · poem
68. Introducing Vanity · poem
69. Second Helping of your Heart · poem
70. For the Following Reasons · poem
71. The End of Love · poem
72. More Trouble Than Fun · poem
73. Call Yourself a Poet · poem
74. Amusing Myself · poem
75. Differences · poem
76. The Answer · poem
77. No Competition · poem
78. Friends Again · poem
79. The Mystery of the Missing · poem
80. Miracles Start like This · poem
81. Nostalgia · poem
82. Poem for a Valentine Card · poem
83. Red Mist · poem
84. Early Bird Blues · poem
85. Your Street Again · poem
86. A Soul · poem
87. Categories · poem
88. The Three Come-Uppances · poem
89. The Trouble with Keeping in Touch · poem
90. Ghazal · poem
91. Superstitions · poem
92. The Usherette · poem
93. Love Me Slender · poem
94. Morning Has Broken · poem
95. Skipping Rhyme for Graduates · poem
96. Mountains out of Small Hills · poem
97. Reconstruction · poem
98. The Hero and the Girl Next Door · poem
99. An Aerial View · poem
100. Absence Makes the Heart Grow Henry · poem
101. The Only Point is Decimal · poem
102. A Really Tacky Tourist Beach · poem
103. The Fairy Never Came to Get my Teeth · poem
104. Fish Tony’s Chips · poem
105. Bafield Load · poem
106. The Keyboard and the Mouse · poem
107. The Safest Place · poem
108. Triskaidekaphobia · poem
109. When Will You Come and Identify my Body? · poem
110. Hotels Like Houses · collection
111. Three Hundred Years for Me · poem
112. Where is Talcott Parsons Now? · poem
113. Do I Look Sick? · poem
114. In the Bone Densitometry Room · poem
115. Neither Home Nor Dry · poem
116. Hotels like Houses · poem
117. From A to B (when B is miles from A) · poem
118. Do Detached Houses Want to be Detached? · poem
119. Altering the Angle · poem
120. When He’s at Home · poem
121. Slow Start, Weak End · poem
122. Darling Sweatheart · poem
123. Credit for the Card · poem
124. Fair to Say · poem
125. The During Months · poem
126. In the Blind Spot · poem
127. Slow it Right Down · poem
128. For B440 UBU · poem
129. The Learner · poem
130. The Treasurer · poem
131. Lusting after Walter Knife · poem
132. To Whom it May Concern at the Whalley Range Driving Test Centre · poem
133. The Pros and the Cons · poem
134. Into His Plans · poem
135. On the Silver Side · poem
136. Preventative Elegy · poem
137. Person Specification · poem
138. The Sight of Mares · poem
139. Glass Eyebrow · poem
140. The Mind I Lose · poem
141. Break the Compass · poem
142. To Wish on You · poem
143. Find Him Gone · poem
144. She Can Win Favour · poem
145. Ms Quicksand is a Bitch · poem
146. Running into Late · poem
147. The Downfall of Her Oscillating Head · poem
148. Her Kind of Music · poem
149. When a Poet Loves a Composer · poem
150. Soft-Handed Man · poem
151. Selling His Soul · poem
152. Double That Amount · poem
153. Ticket to Staines · poem
154. Postcard from a Travel Snob · poem
155. His Rising · poem
156. Loss Adjuster · poem
157. Two Hundred and Sixty-Five Words · poem
158. I’ll Give Him This · poem
159. My Enemies · poem
160. The Subject and the Object · poem
161. What You Deserve · poem
162. All Wrong for Some · poem
163. Nod and Smile · poem
164. Pink and the Gang · poem
165. The Man Who Wouldn’t Share His Garden with a Wolf · poem
166. Liberation Day · poem
167. In Layman’s Terms · poem
168. The Good Loser · poem
169. A Strong Black Coffee for the Sleeping Dog · poem
170. Sleep Well · poem
171. Leaving and Leaving You · collection
172. Occupational Hazard · poem
173. This Morning in a Black Jag · poem
174. Your Dad Did What? · poem
175. His First If Lady Only Just · poem
176. Rondeau Redoublé · poem
177. The Yellow and the Blue · poem
178. Against Road-building · poem
179. None of the Blood · poem
180. Marrying the Ugly Millionaire · poem
181. The Wise One · poem
182. Ruining the Volunteer · poem
183. Unsavoury (Could Almost Pass For Sweet) · poem
184. Never His · poem
185. Typecasting · poem
186. Something Involving Us · poem
187. Diminishing Returns · poem
188. This Calculating Field · poem
189. Leaving and Leaving You · poem
190. A Division Fence · poem
191. Next Door Despised · poem
192. Barbecue! · poem
193. Like Carnivals · poem
194. The Burning Scheme · poem
195. She Has Established Title · poem
196. The Bridging Line · poem
197. Your Darlings · poem
198. His Bounceability on Knees · poem
199. Over and Elm and I · poem
200. Once When the Wind Blew · poem
201. Hardly Dear · poem
202. Nobody Said You Had to Come · poem
203. If People Disapprove of You... · poem
204. Tribute · poem
205. The League of Saints · poem
206. Steven’s Side · poem
207. In Wokingham on Boxing Day at The Edinburgh Woolen Mill · poem
208. Three Light Sign · poem
209. Driving Me Away · poem
210. Paint a Closed Window · poem
211. Minus Fingers · poem
212. Never Away from You · poem
213. Men to Burn · poem
214. The Norbert Dentressangle Van · poem
215. First of the Last Chances · collection
216. Long for This World · poem
217. You Won’t Find a Bat in Leeds · poem
218. Out of This World · poem
219. Wells-Next-the-Sea · poem
220. Six of One · poem
221. Seasonal Dilemma · poem
222. Second-hand Advice for a Friend · poem
223. Dark Mechanic Mills · poem
224. Martins Heron Heart · poem
225. Tide to Land · poem
226. The Shadow Tree · poem
227. He is Now a Country Member · poem
228. Silk Librarian · poem
229. God’s Eleventh Rule · poem
230. Where to Look · poem
231. Brief Encounter · poem
232. The Cycle · poem
233. Black River · poem
234. The Cancellation · poem
235. The Guest Speaker · poem
236. Everyone in the Changing Room · poem
237. Your Funeral · poem
238. Away-day · poem
239. Mother-to-be · poem
240. Now and Then · poem
241. Healing Powers · poem
242. Homeopathy · poem
243. Your Turn Next · poem
244. To a Certain Person · poem
245. 0208 · poem
246. Leave · poem
247. Ante-Natal · poem
248. On Westminster Bridge · poem
249. Ballade of the Rift · poem
250. Wedding Poem · poem
251. Royal Wedding Poem · poem
252. GODISNOWHERE (Now Read Again) · poem
253. Metaphysical Villanelle · poem
254. Squirrel’s the Word · poem
255. First of the Last Chances · poem
256. View · poem
257. Equals · poem
258. Postcard · poem
259. Match · poem
260. Bridesmaid · poem
261. Test · poem
262. Charge · poem
263. Favourite · poem

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